Ridiculous Holiday Complaints

Reading this makes me so thankful that we have the customers that we do.

I wonder if some of these quotes are apocryphal but then I know the complaint “No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.” to be genuine so I’m afraid these might all be real.

Being a fan of both ginger nuts and custard creams, I loved the “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

Not least because I love to imagine how large and surreal holiday brochures could become on this basis. They might actually become essential reading for a newly reinvigorated DaDaist movement.

Then it struck me that we could market our holidays in Spain using the following quote apparently from a disgruntled British holidaymaker:

“There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.”

Which pretty much sums up our holidays in Spain: Spanish people, Spanish food, Spanish language, Spanish mountains and not many foreigners.

“Have a look at our full range of Spanish holidays here sums up the places we take people in Spain.

Read the Telegraph’s full list of 20 complaints here.